http://t.co/sNr93QT0 Last day off after a week+ of no work means seeing how many daily tasks I can do while staying in bed. Total so far: 0
Isabella Rossellini; a face almost as sexy as her name.
in what mine did they find the crystal used to make your eyes, aaron paul
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“meet ya in midtown, pick up some soosh, touch tongues and bump butts” -a lonely man practicing in a mirror pre-non-existent date
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http://t.co/4lRcxKcj if you like Breaking Bad and have an awesome brain (redundant?) click this
I’ll know how loved I am this season by how many Pandora bracelets I don’t receive #fugly
Jimmy Fallon is my soul mate; he is a walking, living hug.
my response to everyone today is Will Ferrell’s first spoken line in Wedding Crashers.
